A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?



I’m crYING


"what’s eating you?" well they’re eating each other’s faces that’s for sure

i love this fic so i drew a little something-something

fuzzyporcupine give these two a happy ending pls my hand hurts from punching the wall while reading your fic

# ereri


shumm/【腐】エレリ LOG

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The prophecy has been fulfilled.



I haven’t told Eren any of this, but when I see him raise his hand to me, his ring and middle finger down but with the rest of his fingers up, I know I don’t have to.

Because as I return the gesture, raising my own hand, I know that we’ve found something louder than words.

Whole Work


so episode 16 was on tonight and i totally forgot about this part and

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fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
pairing: Levi/Eren Yeager
rating: T

In a horribly inept attempt at flirting, Levi accidentally sends Eren anon hate. Well, in his defense, it’s not his fault Eren’s smile is so damn pretty.

chapters: 1/1 [complete]

There was a limit to how pathetic one human being could get, and he seemed to just roll right past it.

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But how is over 50 chapters of fuckery going to be solved in 4 chapters?

I have such mixed emotions rn 


stop them before things go past pg-13

because of this